Twas the week before Christmas and through Moab land
Not a Jeeplet was stirring or stuck in the sand
The Sammy’s were nestled, all snug in their barn
Making it perfect for the blogger to send you this yarn!
I was watching TV while Gary played the Wii
Lots of cool presents were still under the tree
I felt like napping, Gary wanted pie
No one was Jeeping or would even try
Suddenly from the East there arose such a clatter
I sprung into Redroxx to see what was the matter?!
It seemed here that Jim had been up all night
Preparing to install the last Carsonite
I drove to the Cinema and what appeared to my eye?
But a couple of Jeeps…..and a few Samurai.
On Redroxx, Over EZ, on Drtsqrl, on Diffe
We’ve got work to do and lets make it spiffy.
On Rockdawg, on Jumper, on Flipper, Roxanne
Wmndrvr, Chief9, and Larry….the man!
To the top of the Rim, via the Z-turn
Now dash away, dash away, burn tires burn!
It’s 9:05 and there’s work to be done
Stop all your talking and quit having fun!
He gave us this warning, no one thought it queer
If you break on the trail, I’ll leave your A$$ here!
He was dressed all in Carhartt, he was covered with paint
His eyes were all focused, he shone like a saint
A bundle of tools he had slung on his back
Electric gloves warmed his hands with a battery pack
Jim spoke not a work but went straight to his work
Sawing and drilling, then turned with a jerk
He jumped in his rig, turned hard on the wheel
Then over the crack with barely a squeal
From all these labors, rewards will we reap
He exclaimed from the cab as his horn gave a beep
Keep painting lines, keep fighting the fight
Keep our trails open, to the last Carsonite!
From Friends for Wheelin’, this now ends my tale
Merry Christmas to all, See Ya all on the Trail!